Reading ‘The Hobbit’ for the first time. Enjoying the differences from the movies and the book.
But I get to chapter 7 and read the paragraph ‘And so they parted.’
Damn Tolkien! Talk about spoilers. He keeps doing that! I mean yes it’s been years upon years since the book has been out and there are spoilers all over the internet, that I know what to expect. But how did people back in the day deal with anxiety of ‘damn now I gotta freaking read fast to see what this shits about.’
#theHobbit #BookwormProblems

ultrafacts:

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

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